OH MY GOD THERE IS A HUGE BUMBLEBEE TRYING REALLY, REALLY HARD TO FLY THROUGH MY WINDOW. GO AWAY GIANT BEE I AM NOT A FLOWER. YOU WILL ONLY GIVE YOURSELF A HEADACHE IF YOU KEEP THIS UP.

WHY ARE THE INSECTS IN THIS TOWN SO OBSESSED WITH ME???

ASTRONAUT!

LIVEJOURNAL!

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO MY PROFILE AND HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP?

THEY'RE TAKING THE WINCHESTERS TO ISENGARD!

This could actually be the best day of my life.

(Also, I bought Romancing the Stone plus its sequel the name of which I can't remember together for £4 today. Success! I know, I know. It's lame but I LOVE IT ANYWAY. And it's another one of those films I just cannot watch without mentally replacing the ( Read more... )

MY TOAST JUST LANDED BUTTER SIDE UP.

Dear livejournal,

Today I learnt about Hell and Judgement Houses.

... WHY THE FUCK.

Yrs, Tree